The Lake District Survival Guide

If you’re visiting the Lake District, DON’T PANIC!

You have this book in your hand – you’re going to be fine. In these pages you will NOT find listings of pretty views or fashionable restaurants. Instead you’ll find far more important information, including how to…
…deal with Wainwright bores
…talk like a local
…avoid flying men in underpants
…hoodwink kids into walking 1/2 a mile
…and much more